YOU'VE GOTTA BE KIDDING...

Have you ever heard about clown colleges? What makes a joke funny? What's the "Rule of Three"? Think about it! Why are guys like Charlie Chaplin, the Three Stooges and Robin Williams soooo funny? Well, your not gonna find those answers on this page.

One night some guys were sitting around and started telling stupid jokes. These jokes were so stupid that they were amusing. The following are some of those jokes and others. In some cases it takes three people to tell the joke. One person to tell the joke, one to have the confused look on their face as their brain overloads and the third to see the expression on the second person's face! The joke is the confused look on their face as they try to make sense of it. HINT: It really doesn't make sense.

If you have any to add to the list, go ahead and send me a copy.

Two men walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

Q: What do an elephant and an orange have in common?
A: They're both grey, except the orange!

Q: What do bananas and a bicycle have in common?
A: Vests don't have sleaves!

Have you ever read the directions on a box of toothpicks?

(not only are the directions generally funny, the compulsion to
ACTUALLY LOOK to see if they are their is amusing. Try not to look.)

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